Category Archives: Funny Stuff
Cincinnati’s “The Cool Ghoul” & “Hattie the Witch”
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Cincinnati’s “The Cool Ghoul” & “Hattie the Witch”
1966 Boris Karloff Coffee Commercial
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1966 Boris Karloff Coffee Commercial where you get to do a scene with Boris Karloff and say your lines
Reflections of a Boomer
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I’ve seen Fire and I’ve seen rain.
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name.
I’ve gone to Kansas City, I’ve sang in the sunshine.
I’ve been on the road again, with Georgia on my mind.
Like a roiling stone, I’ve given peace a chance.
I’ve put my camel to bed, and danced the last dance.
Mr. Tambourine man played a song for me,
I’ve whispered words of wisdom, let It be-
I’ve fell Into a buming ring of fire, and walked the line,
To all the girls I’ve love before, you were always on my mind.
I’ve been everywhere, I’ve been so lonesome I could cry-
I’ve driven my Chevy to the levee when the levee was dry.
Girl Walks Around NYC With No Pants!
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Smoking Weed In Front Of Cops Prank!
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Is Paper Dead?
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Pizza Rat
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Guy Screaming After Getting a Ticket
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Elephant Sits on Mans Head
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Magician Tries Selling Weed to a Cop
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Skateboarding Cat!
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Philips Light Bulb Elevator Commercial
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“Spicy Meatball” Commercial
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Man Versus Woman Taking a Shower
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How To Shower Like a Woman:
Political Bumper Stickers
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New Orleans Lawyer
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This is priceless and also typical of government bureaucrats!
Four husbands
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Four husbands
You know you’re from Cincinnati if…
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You know you’re from Cincinnati if:
Bumper Stickers
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Car Keys
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Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat-down.
The Real Laws of the Universe
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee.
IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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