Political Bumper Stickers

April 4, 2013 Funny Stuff

~ Support Capitol Punishment, Flog a Politician Today

~ Annoy a politician today – THINK

~ Support the 28th Amendment:
Convicted felons shall NOT have the right to demand
or expect better treatment or conditions than the
members of the public at large.

~ If ignorance is Bliss, Washington must be Paradise!

~ Balance the Budget:
Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps.

~ Weird Enough for Government Work

~ I love my country. It’s my government I fear.

~ Why should we trust the government with automatic weapons?

~ If guns cause crime, matches cause arson!

~ Don’t steal. The government hates competition.

~ It’s worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!

~ Grow your own dope! Plant a politician!

~ Pro-Free Speech. Pro-Gun. Pro-choice. Pro-Freedom!

~ Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian!

~ Is it too late to get the Russians to nuke Washington?

~ Ignore your rights and they’ll go away

~ Question Authority before it Questions You!

~ Civil Disobedience – It’s not just for Revolutionaries anymore!

~ Power Corrupts – Isn’t that what it’s for?

~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let’s fire Uncle Sam!

~ They’re Lying…

~ Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see.

~ Put politicians in their place – Landfills!

~ Stop repeat offenders Don’t reelect them!

~ We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake
education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and
a winning smile for integrity!

~ Only lawyers get to be judges, and that’s the (F)LAW!

~ Never trust a government that doesn’t trust YOU!

~ Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions

~ FREE TIBET! — with weapons technology purchase

~ Question Authority – Don’t ask why, just DO IT!

~ If you believe you can tell me what to think,
I believe I can tell you where to go.

~ A world without war; a dream to some,
a nightmare to the arms manufacturers.

~ Guns didn’t make America unsafe, Courts and Congress did!

~ Don’t call us “gun nuts”!
With a government like ours, we’d be nuts not to have guns!

~ Fight Organized Crime — Don’t Reelect ANYONE!

~ Drive defensively. Buy a tank.

~ Gun Exchange programs would work great if they
gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!

~ Political Correctness is Intellectual Fascism

~ This vehicle leased to:
American Association for the Abolition of Acronym Abuse
Regional Group Headquarters / Staff Transport Office Pool
(AAAAARGH/STOP)