Category Archives: Jokes
Blonde Jokes #2
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She was Soooooooo Blonde …
The 12 Days of Christmas
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December 14, 1972
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
My love always, Agnes
George W. Bush Joke
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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.” She phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”
Tony Blair responds ,”It’s me, ma’am.” “Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen.
Happy Hour Southern Style
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My friend Bubba was driving down a back road in North Carolina ..
Blonde Joke
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND
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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !”
