Fibonacci numbers – The Fingerprint of God
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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND
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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !”
Being Green
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Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment.
Alan Simpson calls Senior Citizens Greediest Generation
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Alan Simpson, the Senator from Wyoming calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared “Social Security to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats.
Here’s a response in a letter from *PATTY MYERS in Montana*. I think she is a little ticked off! She also tells it like it is!
3D Without Glasses
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Car Keys
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Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat-down.
Alcohol Test
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When the blood alcohol testing machine doesn’t work, these police officers have to go to plan B to make sure these drivers aren’t driving drunk. They turn on a stereo, crank up the music, and ask drivers to perform a very complicated western dance with them in the middle of the street.
Caterpillar moving a 100+ year old 518,000 pound Oak TREE
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Those of You Born 1930 – 1979
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At the end of this Email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If you don’t read anything else, Please … Read what he Said.
The Real Laws of the Universe
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee.
IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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NEXT GENERATION PHOTOGRAPHY
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360-degree pictures . . . next generation photography
Try not to get dizzy!
You can also look straight up and down.
Click on the pictures below and when they come up, click again and drag your mouse in any direction and the picture will give you a 360-degree view. Amazing Photography.
Sing, Sing, Sing Animation
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Click play button to hear music
