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IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER

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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place:
 
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS:      He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS:      My name is Susan!
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